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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I'm Lexy.

I have quite the interest in anime, porn, psychology, philosophy, poetry, beautiful women, comedy, books, food, knowledge, fashion, art, music, cute things, makeup, and blood & gore.

But mostly an obsession with One Piece and Assassin's Creed.

Feel free to talk to me...

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together


boozumaki:

I CANT BELIEVE SAI JUST CALLED SASUKE A HOMO


teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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hayatecrawford:

thelastmelinian:

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

keshawnrob:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

l3nvi:

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.


game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: k
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]

nitrobotprawns:

when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them

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happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo


beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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little-red-lucy:

my-raggedy-pond:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.


winteroftheeleventh:

brood-mother:

slunchy:

magicnein:

let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys

here i’ll start

*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke

[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit

[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?

[draws dicks on literally everything in sight] hahaha no homo


bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again


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