I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.|
I have quite the interest in anime, porn, psychology, philosophy, poetry, beautiful women, comedy, books, food, knowledge, fashion, art, music, cute things, makeup, and blood & gore.
But mostly an obsession with One Piece and Assassin's Creed.
Feel free to talk to me...
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow
Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war
Mulan: I saved motherfucking China
Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple
DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!
If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.
when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
[draws dicks on literally everything in sight] hahaha no homo
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again