assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

angelyna-angelyne:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

Beautiful

macarena-of-time:

“you can use your notes on the test”

[Minimalist Posters] Straw Hat Pirates

circumcisions:

vvorldwideweb:

unzip your pants and show me your personality

im a little cocky

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

 

Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

Liking someone

Liking yourself

this easily became the best thing on tumblr

[ep. 219-220]

lotticauda:

Japan’s military painted Homura on one of their choppers omg

heyitsjanesdiary:

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

This. This is powerful.

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan